I went to CybHer this weekend and it rocked!  Thank you Sian and the CybHer lovelies Claire, Erica and Ryan and the rest of the team on the day for making it an amazing event.

There was lots of fabulous people, interesting workshops, many drinks and lots of cackling!  I’m still working through my thinking and formulating what that means for me, for Cheshire Mum and what my plan of action is.  What I have at the moment are loads of “soundbites” from the day – things I heard, overheard and said … recalling these make me smile, giggle and howl so here you go…

  • Thank you for coming to my little blog thing
  • The thing about no follow links…
  • Be true to yourself
  • I’d plan to spend my money on vodka I have no time for food
  • Do you know how to get porn apps off an android tablet?
  • I’m supposed to be back in Preston tomorrow morning
  • Sally knows me, Sally and I go way back …
  • You must know Northern Mum you’re from the North
  • Are your lashes real?
  • Have you had your boobage measured?
  • I went in with D cups and came out Double F they’re amazing
  • She is dead to me
  • I think I just broke twitter
  • I’m really shy… Can I have the mic?
  • I’m really shy… I want to be a speaker next year…
  • No way, she looks nothing like her profile pic
  • OMG you have an accent!
  • No way, was she here today? I have totally missed her, damn!
  • I thought you would be blonde
  • *looking around* Where is the speaker is she tiny? (No, it’s recorded she’s not here!)
  • I saw her earlier without make up, I need to know what she uses
  • *trips over* … How big are your feet?
  • *trips over* … How pissed are you?
  • Love your shoes!
  • Same again?  Another round?
  • How do I get a QR code reader to read?
  • What’s the wifi code again?
  • Who’s that bloke and why is Whittle blushing?
  • Do you know how hard it is to stick googly eyes to vibrator?
  • I love my leather satchel
  • They bought us sambuca that’s it, we owe them nothing
  • Where’s the hell has that Archie gone now?
  • Is the bar open?
  • Why did no one tell me the drinking had started?!
  • Put your arm back in that sling!
  • Arm!  Sling!
  • Let’s speak now, I’m going to take a painkiller and will be out of it shortly!
  • I reckon I could hit Paula with a sweet from here … *sweet throwing commenced*
  • Lets meet for breakfast I need to see if I like you sober!

Did you say them?  Come on ‘fess up!  Did I say them to you?  What can you recall?  Do share…