Dear Claire,
Next time you need something to distract Baby G do not under any circumstances give her anything of value or that will be expensive to replace, in fact anything that’s not a toy. Do I need to remind you what happened before?
Last Friday in fact *shakes head*, you randomly decided to give an inappropriate item to Baby G to extend her patience of watching her older brother’s repetitive climbing up the slide, sliding down the slide, climbing up the slide, sliding down the slide, climbing up – you get it. It’s fair enough for her to be frustrated, she can’t walk or join with these good times, talk about rubbing it in! Call time and go home and never ever, EVER, give the Baby the car keys. You may never see them again.
Car keys are not toys. Repeat. Car keys are not toys. Car keys costs £170 to replace. Repeat. Car keys costs £170 to replace.
Love,
The Experienced Me x
LOST on Friday 14th January 2011, a Volkswagen car key at Gravel Lane/South Oak Lane Park or surrounding streets. If found we would LOVE it back – it makes our car go you see! Please email me lancaster.claire@gmail.com
